An entry from my friend Victor in Malta for Dimwitz Corner.
Here’s one from Malta on the Church radio station during the housewives hour. The programme presenter asked his audience at home to name him one evangelist, and as example he told them we have a hospital here in Malta named after one and named him “St Luke”
Immediately the phone in studio rang and and a voice told him triumphantly “Sir Paul Boffa.” This is name of another hospital in Malta. “No,” said the presenter, “I want the name of an evangelist not a hospital.” “Sir Paul Boffa,” came the reply.
Obviously she did not win the prize promised if she had answered correctly